Prof. Odo.

Today we will talk about women.

Women as we all know are good for you at least to some extent. So how do you get these mystical creatures?

Well first of all you need one of three things (preferably all three).

·         Money.

·         Big shlaunk.

·         Hot ass body.

Money is the best option here because lets face it women like em shiny thingies and a big shlaunk and hot ass body will only get you so far.

So remember money=ladies. Though a woman will never admit to this so there is no reason to ask her if it’s true. That’s all folks. 


- Odo